February 2012
I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
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She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
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attractive person: hi
me: who put you up to this
“A girl who is turned on by really small dicks. That’s like…my dream...”
– My room mate…holy shit.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you.
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asamueljones replied to your post: Man I really don’t like Gingrich
If you’re going to go conservative, it has to be Romney.
But hes from detroit
